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Disappointment of the week with Tris39 on the Pub Forum

The Greencoat Boy, SW1

2 Greencoat Place

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Taylor Walker (Spirit Pubs)

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Tris C left this review about The Greencoat Boy

This would seem to be match the previous reviews, but given the large number of rainbow flags inside and out, the pub, like Cary Grant “…just went gay all of a sudden!”.
A modern floor, stripped wood with black walls and ceiling, tall furniture, topped with menus in metal baskets, except in a small, raised ballustered area, where furniture is normal but still decorated with laminated menus. Lighting comes from flush downlighters in the ceiling, hipster filament things and spun steel shades over the bar, with its modern bar back. There were two TVs showing PowerPoint slideshows of the pub’s wares, noisy muzak playing over proceedings. Décor comprises hanging ferns and a pink fluorescent sign reading ‘Good Vibes’ – where exactly?
Ales: GK IPA, Abbot and GK Birra Colada, so it was yet another half of Neck Oil for £3.30.
This isn’t a great pub, even by the low standards of Victoria and with the lack of any drinkable independent ale, I’ll not be back.

On 18th November 2021 - rating: 3
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E TA left this review about The Greencoat Boy

As described, it’s a single bar GK town pub, though there is a basement bar which opens occasionally. The most interesting architectural feature is an ornate fireplace which has been marred by inclusion of a modern insert. There is a TV screen which was off. Staff are sloppy and immature, and there is no real atmosphere. Food is the standard GK mass produced fodder selected from a fixed laminated menu. Ales were GK IPA, Abbott and Greencoat Boy’s Best Bitter (3.9ABV), whatever that was. It’s a functional pub but by no means the best in the area.

On 30th May 2019 - rating: 5
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custodian 42 left this review about The Greencoat Boy

GK pub with no real ale of any strength. This could be a good pub with some decent ale, alas in its current guise I will not be returning.

On 8th March 2017 - rating: 5
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Just a quick pint, then I'm off left this review about The Greencoat Boy

Quite a nice looking pub, with some outside seating which can be quite pleasant on a summer weekend when you haven't got so much traffic roaring past. Inside, the 'L'-shaped bar is a bit smaller than you might expect so if busy the best bet (if available) is to sit in the raised area in one corner. However, there is also a basement bar (which I have never visited). Pride, Doom Bar and Bombardier (£3.54) available on handpump, with Westons Traditional Scrumpy off and Adnams Explorer 'coming soon'. One of the better Taylor Walker pubs in the area.

On 16th June 2013 - rating: 6
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Rex Rattus left this review about The Greencoat Boy

There were five ales on during my visit – Broadside; Spitfire; GKIPA; Bombardier; and Young’s London Gold (£2.90 a pint). The menu advertises “Great British Pub Food”. I didn’t eat there so can’t say whether it’s great or not, but it certainly qualifies as pub grub, with a typical main meal of steak & ale pie, plus mash and veg, coming in at £7.59. That’s par for the area.
According to the menu it’s a Taylor Walker pub, but it looks no different to a Punch pub to me. It’s mainly bare-boarded, with seating mainly tall tables and stools with a few normal tables and chairs. The ceiling is painted a russet red/brown colour, and also has brown painted false beams. Wall decor consists of a few prints of old London scenes – Trafalgar Square, Victoria Station and the like – plus the usual faux chalkboard adverts. There was at least one TV on, but muted, and the inevitable pop music was being played. There is also a downstairs bar, but this was roped off during my midweek lunchtime visit. For me this was a fairly run-of-the-mill pubco pub. I wouldn’t go out of my way to visit again.

On 21st October 2010 - rating: 5
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Steve C left this review about The Greencoat Boy

This place is a pretty run of the mill London boozer that was serving up Pride, Bombardier and Ordinary alongside a standard draught selection. There was another ale which was off, but I couldn't see what the clip said.

I found the two barmen to be friendly making the atmosphere very relaxed. There is no TV, but the background music was at a good level playing some old 70s songs.

There is a basement bar that offers more seating and can be hired out for functions, but this was closed during my visit.

I would have no problem in returning here.

On 15th July 2009 - rating: 7
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ROB Camra left this review about The Greencoat Boy

One of my regular haunts when working in London. I often call in here for one on my way from the Home Office to some of the circa 723 pubs in the area selling Pride. It's a pleasant, fairly standard city centre boozer usually stocking a safe beer selection including a good pint of Youngs Ordinary. It's nothing special, but for some reason I like it.

On 11th March 2009 - rating: 6
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Philip Carter left this review about The Greencoat Boy

Good place to go, but hard to get to. Don't try crossing the road on the corner directly opposite, the speed of the traffic coming around the the wide corner will give you no chance to make it. Apart from that, very nice dark wood interior, sells real ale and has seating outside, though you may get choking fumes with your pint.

On 9th January 2007 - rating: 6
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