Northumberland Arms, Kings Cross, WC1

Not as bad as previously described but still a pretty basic pub with a split level interior. Standard draught selection.

Don't be fooled by the reasonably-attractive exterior, this is a very much a locals pub of very limited interest. There has been a basic refurbishment inside, with light decor and a part-raised seating area. No real ale, and even the Worthington Smoothflow was off, so it was a quick pint of John Smiths (£2.85) and I was off...

A scabious dive of a corner bar near King's Cross, full of demented coffin dodgers who find normal conversation and pleasantries beyond their ability. There is a pool table which was unused and has seen better days. How on Earth does the landlady, who is actually a very pleasant person, put up with it? There is no real ale, and given its location and atmosphere, no real reason for me to return, at least until I become garulous, decrepit and olfactorily offensive, when I shall fit right in.