The Footman, Mayfair, W1

They had Young’s Bitter and Old Speckled Hen on handpump. There was a third pump bearing a Bombardier clip, but this one had a toilet roll draped over the top of the pump. I’m not sure whether this was a subtle comment as to the quality of the ale, or a novel way of indicating that the ale was off. Anyway, I had the OSH which was OK (i.e. it tasted like OSH usually tastes). I only had time for a quick half, which was just as well as at £1.80 (£3.60 a pint presumably) it was an over the top price. I remember when this was a real pub, but sadly it’s not really one now. Frankly I hardly recognised it as the same pub. The main part of the room consists of tables set for diners, with some stools at the bar and at ledges round the sides for the use of drinkers. According to the menu it’s a Meredith Group pub, which I have to admit is a new one on me. There is no decoration on the walls other than a chalkboard in the dining area advertising the day’s specials. There are hundreds of these minimalist overly made-over pubs in London now. I can’t see me returning – unless I’m again meeting friends in the area and arrive too early for the Coach & Horses to be open.

This is a small pub that has been ruined by reserving the larger rear area of the pub for dining. The Old Speckled Hen, Bombardier and Ordinary are tucked away behind the entrance door that had people standing in it waiting to get to the badly placed bar. I didn't find the staff to be that welcoming and I wouldn't bother returning if I was to walk past.