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3 Wise Monkeys, Todmorden
Todmorden
OL14 5AB
Served areas
Reviews of 3 Wise Monkeys (Average Rating: 6½ of 10) see review guidelines
Real Ale Ray left this review about 3 Wise Monkeys
A good sized bar with back room for live music. The interior was nicely kitted out with wallpapered walls, red leather chesterfield settees and lots of colourful fairy lights around the bar and walls. The barman/cellarman was friendly and chatty and the beer was in great shape. Three handpumps with two from Eagles Crag, Pale Eagle & Talon Old English Bitter and Rat Brewery Snow Rat. The Thai restaurant is upstairs and is a popular venue for authentic Thai cuisine.
On 16th January 2025
- rating: 7
[User has posted 3644 recommendations about 3644 pubs]
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Alan Winfield left this review about 3 Wise Monkeys
The 3 Wise Monkeys is a small bar that is on a narrow street in the middle of Todmorden.
Once inside there is a small oblong shaped room with the bar to the rear,the room is bare boarded,the front left area is up three steps,the seating is normal tables and chairs and settees.
There was one draught keg lager on the bar which had no name,but was described as a Dortmunder,this was a decent enough drink.
Loud background music was playing on my Saturday afternoon visit.
Not really my sort of place,but the drink was decent enough.
Pub visited 24/9/2016
On 9th November 2016
- rating: 6
[User has posted 6113 recommendations about 6113 pubs]
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ROB Camra left this review about 3 Wise Monkeys
A very strange little bar under a Thai restaurant. Very narrow, although it goes back quite a way. It's on two levels and for some reason there's a full size, made up bed right at the top. The Thai owner was also doubling up as a DJ playing Jazz, Soul & Blues. You can also eat in here rather than visit the restaurant upstairs if you wish. Lots of eclectic things around the walls and on every available flat surface. There's only 1 draught beer which is a German lager that I hadn't even heard of. I had a pint and it wasn't bad at all, it actually tasted of something. This is a weird little place, but I liked it. We'll probably call in again next time we're in Todmorden.
On 7th June 2014
- rating: 6
[User has posted 3286 recommendations about 3196 pubs]
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Pub Details
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- Hot Food : Yes last updated 06 August 2023 by aleand hearty
- Live Music : Yes last updated 06 August 2023 by aleand hearty
- Real Ale : Yes last updated 06 August 2023 by aleand hearty