The Tapestry, Mortlake, SW14

Tris C left this review about The Tapestry

No, not a Carol King-themed pub, the Jolly Milkman as was, dates from at least the mid-19th century, possibly a rebuild from the 1930s, the current name arriving in 2003.
As mentioned, this seems to be more of a Spanish tapas restaurant, but hosts Brazilian Nights (as in the country, not lifestyle choice), where you can be serenaded by women dressed like a fruit salad. The interior doesn’t seem to be too Avant Garde – not that I had long to look at it – with just two pairs of customers.
There’s no cask here, so when approached by a barmaid, I asked for a half of Leffe, only for a gruff Hispanic type to overrule her, barking ‘Closed!’, this at 9.47pm on a Thursday, despite the advertised closing time of midnight.
Even if served, I wouldn’t have bothered coming here again, the intervention of the rude barman proving that the Tapestry has completely lost the thread, hombre.
If in SW14, stick to the Hare & Hounds.

On 16^th February 2025 - rating: 1
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