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Holy Goat, Tonbridge

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59 Pembury Road
Tonbridge
TN9 2JB

Phone: 01732366997

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David Walton left this review about Holy Goat

Visited 22/07/26

Cask here was Harvey's Best plus one unused handpump. Keg offering of Guinness, Heineken AF, Brixton Reliance Pale Ale, Red Stripe, Cruz, Moretti, Amstel, Neck Oil, Inch's cider.

Broadly L shaped venue with a patio seating out the front on both sides with regular picnic benches. Inside it is bare boarded. Bar counter on rear wall opposite the entrance and there are some regular tables supported by church pews and regular chairs with a tall table to with tall semi-backed stools to the right of the bar counter. A single tall table in the window to the left of the entrance and a ledge with a few stools by the walk through to the seating area to the left-hand side of the venue and which stretches beyond the left-hand end of the bar counter. The area around the bar is very attractively decorated. The other side has a couple of facing brown leather sofas and there are several other larger tables with regular chairs. A darting area in the far corner and the area looked out onto a covered outside seating area. Screens switched off and an 80's pop-based soundtrack playing on my visit. Lighting more subdued on this side and the air conditioning was in overdrive that created a temperature that would have been more appreciated in other recent much hotter weeks!

On 26^th July 2026 - rating: 5
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Just a quick pint, then I'm off left this review about The Somerhill

Previously known as the Hooden Horse, this corner pub has a wedge-shaped bar and a larger square room to the rear housing a pool table and dartboard. Fairly limited furniture and basic decor. Some wooden benches out front, a small decking terrace at one side and a basic beer garden to the rear. Real ale no longer served from the pair of handpumps, and not even any draught bitter of any kind, so went for a distress purchase of Foster's (£4.80) as a bit of a thirst quencher of a hot autumn day. Even more disappointing than before...

On 29^th September 2023 - rating: 4
[User has posted 9210 recommendations about 9210 pubs]

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Strongers . left this review about The Somerhill

The interior of the Somerhill consists of a bar in the right hand side and a pool table and dartboard to the left. On the right wall is an electronic dart scorer next to a large mirror which I imagine hides another dartboard. Plasma screens are located throughout for showing live sport and there was some background music playing during my visit on a recent Friday evening. Standard draught is available from the bar and the Pride was off leaving Harvey’s best as the lone cask ale option.

Outside the front of the pub are a couple of picnic tables and there is a beer garden at the rear. I did not venture out there, but I did hear some young children playing on a trampoline as the sun set.

I found the service to be polite, but I think that I will leave this boozer to the locals next time I am in the area.

On 22^nd June 2015 - rating: 5
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