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Requested be closed with reason - Gone away: Closed says WhatPub - March 2019 (housing)
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The Two Rivers, Staines Town, Staines Upon Thames
Staines Upon Thames
TW18 4EN
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Reviews of The Two Rivers (Average Rating: 3½ of 10) see review guidelines
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Graham Coombs left this review about The Two Rivers
Demolished summer 2020.
(March 2018)Basic locals' pub with pool table, sports TVs etc in one large dingy room. Claims to have London Price and Doom Bar on handpump but not available at time of visit.
On 23rd July 2020
- rating: 3
[User has posted 3641 recommendations about 3576 pubs]
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Malden man left this review about The Two Rivers
A carpeted roughly L-shaped room, beamed ceiling, light green panelled walls, mostly regular seating apart from a pair of well worn sofas. A few framed local prints on the walls make a forlorn attempt to break up the area into something of interest, there are darts, pool and table football on offer, all distributed randomly around leaving no quiet areas. Two TVs , one on showing the tennis. Outside there is a small decked area with a couple of tables which were occupied by one maybe two sweary family groups with young kids in tow; across the car park is another riverside garden but it is scruffy and unkempt.
Three handpumps, one reversed with GK Abbot, one unclipped and one serving up Old Speckled Hen in shocking condition. Glad I ordered a half, one sip and I walked out. Very poor.
On 10th July 2015
- rating: 2
[User has posted 1710 recommendations about 1683 pubs]
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Quinno _ left this review about The Phoenix
A large pub with a chequered recent history. New landlord has started to make changes for the better, has got some beer on (sadly all Greene King but you've got to start somewhere I suppose – at least he’s tried XX Mild) and is worth a visit now. The beer garden is huge (if rather unkempt) and could be a top summer destination as it runs alongside the River Colne. The issue here is atmosphere – it never really has any, except when the local kids used to come in to smoke weed and fight a while back…
There's plenty of scope here to turn this place into a top, top venue for the area. Can it be done?
On 1st June 2007
- rating: 5
[User has posted 5552 recommendations about 5533 pubs]
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Pub Details
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- Accommodation : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Bar Billiards : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Beer Festivals : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Beer Garden : Yes last updated 01 June 2007 by Moby Duck
- CAMRA Discount : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Car Park : Yes last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Darts : Yes last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Karaoke : Yes last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Live TV Sports : Yes last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Micropub : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Pinball : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Pool Table : Yes last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man
- Real Ale : Yes last updated 01 June 2007 by Moby Duck
- Real Cider : No last updated 11 July 2015 by Malden man