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Simmons, Clapham, SW4
SW4
SW4 7SS
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Bucking Fastard left this review about Simmons
Doesn't open until late afternoon even on a Saturday,but will stay open late.Modern bar ,long and thin with high tables either side of the entrance,bar then to the left,a mixing desk in a raised booth then some steps to more high tables at the rear.Eardrum splitting noise even at 4PM,the keg offering was limited and multinational crap with the best option seemingly Neck Oil,which needed a barrel change.This gave me time to reflect and I quickly turned turtle never to return.
It's the sort of bar which can give any serious pub man a nightmare,absolute avoid despite the presence of lots of women of indeterminate age.
On 18th January 2026
- rating: 2
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