Myllet Arms, Perivale, Greenford

Official site of Myllet Arms - www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk

Official site of Myllet Arms - www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk

This is essentially a cheap and cheerful eating place next door to a Premier Inn. There's some sort of kids' play area called Whacky Warehouse that shares the building (but obviously I didn't go anywhere near that). Ignoring the "wait to be seated" sign, as there were no other customers at 11.30 AM, I wandered around and eventually chose table number 47 to sit at, as it is a particularly good table, from which you can observe the activity behind the bar counter as well as the comings and goings in the car park. Being a "Fayre & Square" establishment the usual glossy pub grub menu is available, offering all manner of meal deals - 2 for £10, lunch deal of two courses plus drink (I can pretty much guarantee the drink won't be worth having) for £5.99. On the main menu, things like fish n chips, and a bursting burrito (?) can be had for £5.49. This is an enormous room wrapped around a central island servery. It's larger than most 'spoons I've been in; in fact it's very much like a 'spoons, but without the real ale. It looks very much like a hotel lounge (which I guess is what it is), although it does have a pool table at the back. It's a great shame that such a large pub couldn't find room for one real ale. Of the two handpumps I saw one was GK IPA clipped, but it wasn't on, and the other was unclipped. I would say that this place isn't really worth bothering with unless you have a hankering for cheapish mass produced pub grub.