The Wall Tavern, Whitstable

If I wanted to take my children to watch a football match, I'd go to a football pitch. In Whitstable, the pikeys take their children to this place. And for those who wonder what pubs smelled like before the smoking ban, you have to walk through the smoking shelter filled with fragrant pikeys to get into the place. With four hand pumps in the place, only one was working. And that had “London Pride” which you can get absolutely anywhere. In my years I've been in some pretty grim pubs, but this must rate amongst the grimmest.