The Creepy Wee Pub, Dunfermline

Opposite a church graveyard, Creepy Wee Pub is a small dimly lit pub with a short serving counter that supports standard and premium keg on the wall to the left of the entrance. There are a few bar stools along the counter and on the right-hand wall opposite is a banquette. There’s lots of horror related stuff on the walls, including around a mezzanine with blood red banquettes at the rear where the ceiling above has been removed to reveal more horror related props through the rafters such as a crow, a couple of skeletons, and lots of cobwebs. The toilets are located downstairs, under the mezzanine, where the toilet doors are decorated to look like coffins. There were a handful of locals in during a recent Tuesday evening visit when loud random music was playing and Now 70s was muted on a television on the rear wall. Creepy? Yes. Wee? Yes. Pub? Yes… Nailed it, if you like that sort of thing.

Situated across from the graveyard this is a small ghost themed pub with an array of oddments with pictures on the walls and ceiling of ageing film stars playing Dracula and the like.The bar is to the left on entry with a raised seating area beyond this.No cask ale on here and hope you find the barmaid in a better mood than I did.

A fairly ordinary small bar which attempts to justify its name with the judicious application of a few dim red light bulbs and some dusty bones, the provenance of which is unattested. There is loud 70s music, and cold, fizzy beer to match - real ale is not in demand around here, apparently.