The Farmers Arms, Penzance

Located in the upper part of town, this is a music/alt pub with an impressively limited amount of seating. Faint smell of old dog. There’s loads of old gig posters everywhere, as well as an upright piano. Homemade puntastic Cornish placename film posters in the spur/darts area, a good number of which were genuinely witty. Back alley gents, for connoisseurs of the exterior pissoir. Leftfield (for south Cornwall) ale selection with two northern brews plus the local Sharps Sea Fury which was a little barrel-endy but perfectly fine, NBSS 3. The ale selection means it has Guided, which seems fair.