Seahaven Hotel, Swansea

Like many of the little pretty guest houses on this stretch of the Oystermouth Road, unfortunately this place has degenerated into a DSS bed and breakfast doss house. It is so absolutely terrible I advise you to pay the £15 just to go and see how amazingly bad these rooms actually are. But, for the love of God, don't commit to sleeping there. Even if you were just out on the piss with the lads - you wouldn't be able to sleep in the greasy stinking beds. The bar downstairs has the potential to be quite nice. But far from being well stocked was unable to produce a whiskey and coke because they had neither whiskey or coke, or ice. Also - look out for the cages separating the various parts of the bar. Yes, that's right. CAG