Doggett's Coat & Badge, Southbank, SE1

Nicholsons pub over four levels housed in a nasty concrete building overlooking the Thames. Seating only (technically) available on bottom floor for regular punters – the one above is for diners only and the two above that are available for hire so scenic views are pretty unattainable if you’re a pleb – even the outside seating has a wall in front of it, blocking the view. The downstairs bar is a classic Nicholsons-by-numbers dark wood faux-Victoriana effort with a large seating area towards the rear. 10 handpumps, dispensing five ales – my Thornbridge Ashford (£3.60!) was poor and the bar staff fairly witless. This one is a croc and is best left to those with more money than sense - the Founders Arms is a better riverside location within the vicinity.