The Globe, Marylebone, NW1

Small, spartan and charmless knocked-through corner pub. Wood floor, white paint and a single exposed brick wall indeed almost nothing of interest in decor items bar some of those dreadful hipster filament lights. Three pumps and only a mediocre St Austell Tribute on, laughably priced at £2.20 served up by a cloth-eared barman who I assume was struggling to hear me over the deafening Coldplay assaulting our ears. There’s also some craft stuff so lord knows how much they’ll try and con you for that. Clientèle consisted almost solely of squawking 20somethings who seemed more interested in posing than drinking. It's rare to find somewhere so utterly functional and zombie-like a pub as this one. Terrible.

Official site of The Globe - www.theglobemarylebone.co.uk

Official site of The Globe - www.theglobemarylebone.co.uk

A bit rough round the edges but nothing wrong with that. 2 real ales served.