The Hero, W9

Imagine what a pub would be like if that posh nob Raef Bjayal from last years ‘The Apprentice' was to open a bar and you've got this place down to a tee. Black leather on the furniture and the walls painted matt black with gold picture frames hanging up with no pictures in them, just black wall peering through. Silver trays lying behind the bar waiting to be used for change delivery and enough limes to go into direct competition with Del Monte. Of the three ale pumps two were unused and the Honeypot on the other had given up the ghost. I should have stuck to the lager of which there was a selection of premium and standard. A boozer this aint.